Momservation: Parenthood is a journey made up of little moments that make you gaze upon your child, turn to your spouse and say, “Whose kid is this anyway?”
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I’ve got a dirty little secret.
I’ve bought more underwear to delay doing laundry.
In my defense, the kid was ripping through chonies like you wouldn’t believe and obviously needed more BVD’s in his stock.
Momservation: Self-respect means never having to say “I broke the internet.”
Momservation: If Google knows more about you than your best friend—it might be time to revisit your privacy settings.
Momservation: Giving up sugar is a level of deprivation that I don’t think God wants me to suffer.
Momservation: A questionable digital footprint will walk you right out the door of opportunity.
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